Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Taste Test: Reese's Oreos

This is a fun part of blogging - responding to your requests and challenges! A reader (and friend) shared a new product and asked for a review before she bought it herself.

As an early Memorial Day display of patriotism, I’m combining two very American things - being opinionated and eating Oreos - into a surely delicious post.

We’ve seen a rapid and uninhibited boom in the Oreo universe in the past 2-3 years. My childhood cookie aisle stocked maybe four types of Oreo - original, double stuf, reduced fat and lunchbox-friendly minis - in a variety of sizes. I’m a double stuf girl, so my only decision was about upgrading to the family size packs.

Now, according to their website, there are 28 - yes, over two dozen - different Oreo cookies (not including different types of packaging or Oreo-related products like pie crust). The varieties include somewhat sensible, although already old hat flavors like golden (vanilla wafers), ratio-changers like mega stuf (for all you folks who double up your cremes), chocolate-covered cookies (we’ve been making those at home years) all the way to the bizzaro creme flavors like birthday cake, cookie dough and marshmallow crispy.

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Their most recent flavor experiment brings Oreo together with another incredibly prolific brand - Reese’s. Reese’s has at least 11 different products produced in-house, with countless others like Bryer’s BLASTS ice cream, where they guest star. And I will be the first to admit, we are a Reese’s house. I’m pretty sure J bleeds peanut butter and chocolate. Every stocking, Easter basket and birthday cake features some sort of Reese’s combo. Obviously, we were very excited to see this pairing!


In February, J and I provided a truly scientific (wink wink) study on Nabisco’s limited edition release, red velvet Oreos. You can read that review here. We’ll base this review on the same criteria as the red velvet. First, we’ll discuss the two major flavor features of the cookies: the wafer and the creme. Next, we’ll discuss their structural integrity by testing both their “twist” and “dunkability.” Finally, I am adding another analysis (and suggestion) for achieving  “the perfect bite.”

Without further ado, let’s review.

The Cookie:

Unlike the red velvet variety whose wafer tasted different (and were red, duh!), these cookies had the signature Oreo flavor and appearance. There was a sense that the texture had been tweaked because these wafers were incredibly crunchy and when eaten separately, felt harder. Otherwise, same old, same old - and that’s a good thing!

The Cremes:

An exciting feature of the Reese’s cookies is that there are two different cremes inside each cookie! I do believe this is a first for Oreo (at least on the same layer - they do have a triple decker cookie with two different layers of creme). Half of the creme layer is peanut butter and half is chocolate. J said it best with, “it’s close to the spirit of Reese’s (cups) but reminds me more of Reese’s sticks.” I think it’s got a Reese’s pieces feel to it. (Every Reese’s lover is a connoisseur, really). If you’re looking for an exact copy of a Reese’s cup, this isn’t it, but it’s got the peanut butter and the chocolate in good balance. I really enjoyed the peanut butter side, especially the texture. Where the red velvet cookie’s creme had been grainy (and cloying) from so much sugar, this was actually good. It had a very pleasant taste, a lot like real Reese’s pb and upon further inspection, had actual flecks of peanuttiness that contributed to the Reese-like texture. I haven’t done enough “research” to know if this is the same chocolate creme they use in other varieties. The chocolate half seems like a generic chocolate flavor, not too sweet and not too chocolatey. Being butted up against pb it does take on a little of that flavor, too. A bite with a mixture of both cremes is pretty darn good and thankfully, not too sweet.


The Twist

I need two things for a good twist - the cookie stays intact and the creme stays on one wafer, not a smear on both. The red velvet variety’s sugary creme was a mess and stuck to both cookies. This cookie twisted perfectly. The harder cookie held up and the creme stuck tight to a single wafer.

Dunkability

Oreos demand milk. As such, they have to be structurally sound enough to take a good dunk in a glass of milk. I like either a fraction-of-a-second splash or a long super-softening soak for my Oreos. These held up pretty well, maybe not as sturdy as a traditional cookie, but didn’t dissolve into a mess. Through a series of tests, J determined that a 10-second submersion yields the best results for a soft, milk-logged cookie that isn’t yet mushy.

The Perfect Bite

If you’re looking for a perfect bite, I wouldn’t twist and double up cremes or eat it open-faced. I suggest going in for the traditional sandwich and giving it a dip in milk (at least 5 seconds). Make it even better by trying to put the “seam” of the creme between your front teeth so you get a bite of both sides, not just one flavor of creme. Yum!

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A peanut butter cup it’s not, but a good cookie, absolutely. The flavor is tasty, the Oreo-design is on point and they’re delicious with milk.

I think the main thing keeping it from being a better copy is the unsurmountable texture and experience differences. A Reese’s cup almost instantly melts in your hands and coats your mouth in creamy chocolate. It’s one of those warm and fuzzy experiences that takes you to childhood, just like unwrapping the silver foil of a Hershey bar. Eating a cookie, no matter the flavor profile, can’t match the melty, gooey feel of tearing open an orange packet.

Also, it would be very remiss of the cheap curmudgeon in me to not mention the ridiculous pricing of these “special” cookies. A standard pack of the (now) “regular” Oreos - original, golden, double stuf, and reduced fat - costs $2.98 at Wal Mart and contains 36 cookies. The quirky packs are noticeably smaller and awkwardly shaped containing only 24 cookies, but still priced at $2.98. I read the cost-per-ounce breakdowns while grocery shopping - especially when comparing brands or bulk vs. small packages - and this one just doesn’t work out. I get it, it’s a limited edition product, but c’mon, just price them fairly!

Monday, May 11, 2015

Rant of the Day: Fussy Eaters

With over one hundred Endlessly Delicious Life posts and a similar amount of topic “labels,” you can tell that I’m not a picky eater.
I’m not opposed to shopping at discount grocery stores or squeamish with expiration dates (“best buy…” means you can still eat it, right?). I have no problem experimenting with new recipes and ingredients, and I get downright giddy at the prospect of trying a new restaurant.
I never really had a chance to be too choosey.
My parents raised me with a firm foodie hand where I ate what they ate – or I was foraging for my own meals in our pantry (read: soup bean & cornbread nights). I remember an attempt at a Lenten sacrifice where I wanted to be a 40-day vegetarian and Dad said “Well, enjoy cooking your own meals, kid.”
We always had a big garden and canned our own produce, jams, jellies, pickles, and meats; fresh, homegrown food covered our table. The food you grow and cook yourself always tastes better; who would turn that away?


Baby Amanda making eggs with Dad
And for one reason or another we didn’t take expensive vacations together; but could swing a dinner at the new joint in town or drive to Asheville for exotic grub.
I recently read comments from acclaimed chef Curtis Stone that picky eaters aren’t born, they’re made by parents who assume young taste buds only respond to fries and Cheetos, and it got me to thinking about the true meaning of being “picky.”
J and I haven’t yet been blessed with our own little mess-maker(s?), but we have both dealt with our fair share of adult picky eaters and let’s be real, they’re infuriating.
J gets the brunt of this at the restaurant with orders like “I want a Philly cheese steak but with no cheese, no onions, no peppers and turkey instead of steak” or “Can you remove all of the pickle relish from the egg salad?” Um…no. #AintNobodyGotNoTimeForThat


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But I get equally aggravated by friends who must pick a restaurant that serves items from their three American food groups: pepperoni pizza, fried chicken items (nuggets, tenders),  and cheddar cheese products (macaroni, grilled cheese). Which automatically nixes 75% of the places I enjoy eating.  
These aren’t people with a biological disposition to be sensitive to various textures, colors or flavors (many people on the autism spectrum have very specific preferences to food) and they aren’t folks who have just realized they don’t appreciate x dish or enjoy the flavor of y, or get heartburn/headaches etc. from z.
These are the jerks whose parents only handed them the kids’ menu and from the crowning of their first tooth imprinted on them their own preferences or scared them away from adventure – “No, you won’t like this; it’s for grownups.”
Nothing makes my eyes twitch quite hearing this familiar discussion:
"Do you want some (Fill in the blank - calamari? sushi? osso buco? salsa verde? imported beer?
"EWWWWW NO! I HATE that!"
" Have you ever tried it?"
"No, but I hate it."
I’m pretty sure an angel loses its wings every time someone does that.
And there lies the reality of being a picky eater versus living the life of an independent thinker and diner. Picky eaters were never given a chance to try new things and didn’t take it upon themselves to explore later in life.
My dad doesn’t eat lemon desserts – pudding, pie, bars, gelatin (well, Jell-o in general) – for whatever reason. And growing up, we never had lemon desserts in the house and if we went out to eat he’d pick over those items on the menu. I decided I didn’t like lemon desserts either, (except for lemon poppyseed muffins). It wasn’t until recently that I actually put thought into why I won’t eat lemon bars, and I tried one… I loved it.
I adopted a similar hatred of blueberries because my mom wouldn’t eat them. Mom likes their flavor, but they discolor the veneer of her front teeth. I don’t have any veneers, caps or false teeth but I turned my nose up at blueberries (except for muffins, again) because I “didn’t like them.” I didn’t even knew the flavor of a blueberry until I was 20. Turns out, they’re pretty good. Now I don’t eat them because they’re so darn expensive.
But that’s just it. I had no idea what these things tasted like, but assumed – either on my own or from mimicking my parents – that they would be awful. The point is that I was (eventually) willing to try and then decide for myself.
You’re not picky if you’ve experienced different ingredients, dishes and flavors and decided you don’t like them. And part of that is probably a personality trait – a willingness to experiment, to try new things and to persevere and try them a few times. For example: If I had only tried mom’s meatloaf, I’d say I don’t like meatloaf; but if I try several recipes, I would find that I love meatloaf! (Sorry, mom.).
Having a list of things you’d rather never eat again doesn’t make you a chicken-nugget-fool, but rather someone with a discerning palate. Even the best, most famous chefs have things they hate. Did you ever see Scott Conant’s infamous rant on Chopped about raw red onions? That actually cost someone $10,000.
In all fairness, and to not belabor our poor choosy eaters, I’ll share my list of things I HATE to eat:
  • Licorice and its natural counterparts fennel and star anise: So, so gross. I would say 90% of the world eschews black jellybeans and come to find out it’s not a sad flavor made in a laboratory, but a legit vegetable and spice. Ick.
  • Dark beer: I think it’s the bitterness, I just can’t handle it. Wine cooler, please.
  • Raw tomato slices: This is totally a texture thing; if you’ll scoop the “guts” out, I’ll gladly add it to my burger, taco or salad.
  • Processed cherries (maraschino cherries, cherry pie filling): I love fresh cherries but hate how sickly sweet they get in processed forms.
  • Artificial grape/purple flavoring: It all tastes like cough syrup to me. J is the same way with cherry/red flavoring, so we swap Skittles. The only exception has been a Japanese gummy from Skoshbox that tasted just like a real muscadine.
  • Fresh mangoes: I think they taste furry (random, I know) and they are a pain in the butt to slice, anyway.
  • (not sweet) Pickles: One of my shining moments as a toddler is screaming “NO PICK PICKS!!” as I threw my Happy Meal burger into my mom’s windshield as she was driving. I’m working on this one. I had some amazing pickles at Cedric’s Tavern at the Biltmore Estate and I now enjoy pickled things (green tomatoes, beans and squash).
  • Raw red and yellow apples: Again, a texture thing. Red and yellow varieties are much more prone to mealy-ness than green species. I can’t overcome the soft and grainy mouthfeel to enjoy them.
And thus comes my challenge to you: try something new this week. It could be a new recipe, restaurant (let your friends pick!), ingredient or menu item. Just give it a go and decide for yourself it it’s something you like.
Don’t let other folks’ opinions or your own hang-ups (“Ew! Oysters look like snot!”) get in the way of experiencing something new, and potentially wonderful. I read an article about a guy who copied the order of the person in front of him (at fast-food) or to the right of him (sit-down dining). A surprise every time! And many times it turned him on to something he would have never considered but really enjoyed. Sure, sometimes you’ll get a dud, like my Uncle Buddha’s peanut butter & bologna sandwich, but regardless, you’ll never know what you like until you try!
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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Light & Flavorful Asian Shrimp Noodle Soup

I try to plan our weekly meals as much as possible. This makes lunch packing much easier and is a spectacular time and money saver at the grocery store. We aren't extreme couponers, but we do comparison shop - buying produce at store one, meat at store two and taking mini-road trips to the best discount store in the area.

When I do my meal planning and making grocery lists, I can be pretty vague about breakfast (a real shame, I know) and snacks, but I try to put thought into dinners to allow for creative uses of leftovers and to fit our schedules. One of my other tactics is incorporating at least one new recipe of interest into each week's schedule.

Hello, my name is Amanda and I am a chronic recipe hoarder.

I have subscriptions to three food-related magazines, I clip recipes and put them in my "to try" binder and of course, I pin to multiple food boards. (

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Picking a recipe a week is really helping me explore new techniques, ingredients and cuisines but also helps me justify cutting out more recipes!

This week, I picked a recipe that wouldn't require any additional grocery purchases and looked delicious and simple: an Asian shrimp noodle soup.

The recipe was such a pleasant surprise. I'll admit I was a little concerned about a soup with shrimp in it; I generally like my shrimp more on the crunchy side than floating in broth (floating in butter or Old Bay seasoning, maybe...).

For having only a handful of ingredients, it was incredibly flavorful and well-balanced. Soy sauce is one of the simplest umami-filled ingredients that brings a well-rounded savory flavor that's only heightened by the kick of spice from the red pepper flakes.

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You can also use tamari, which is a low- to no-gluten soy sauce. We bought our bottle at an Asian grocery store, but it is becoming more readily available and inexpensive. I highly recommend it for a gluten-free alternative.

The sliced wonton skin "noodles" become so tender, they're actually creamy and impart that warm comforting feeling that only comes from the best soups. And the Napa cabbage and peas bring a brightness and snap to each bite.

And you can't find a soup recipe easier than this. It's essentially a throw-everything-in-the-pot kinda dish. The ingredients lend themselves to quick, no-fuss cooking techniques and little expense, too. I love that this dish is a really good vessel in which to use some leftover ingredients. It's just the two of us in our house, so we rarely need to cook an entire pound of protein or several serving veggies, which left us with a fridge full of groceries to use. I actually had everything on hand (and in almost perfect portions) except for the wonton wrappers!




Asian Shrimp Noodle Soup
Adapted from Real Simple

Ingredients:
6 cups low-sodium chicken broth
Pinch red pepper flakes (more/less to taste)
2 T low-sodium soy sauce or tamari
1/4 small head napa cabbage, chopped
2 oz. wonton wrappers, cut into 1/2 inch slices
1/2 lb. peeled and deveined shrimp (large or extra large)
1/2 c. halved pea pods (snow or snap), strings removed
1 T. rice vinegar (white vinegar, in a pinch)

Method:

Bring the broth, soy sauce and pepper flakes to a boil in a large pot.

Add the cabbage, wonton wrappers and shrimp to the pot and simmer until shrimp are opaque and noodles are tender (about 3-4 minutes). Stir in the peas and vinegar, cook another minute or two to just heat the peas. 

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Thrifty Tip for Trying New Food

Do you like to try new dishes?

Do you enjoy decadent meals where you don't have to do anything - cook, wash the dishes or even plan the menu?

Here's an insider tip for an inexpensive way to enjoy these delicious meals that are normally costly affairs reserved for special occasions -- look to local universities, cooking schools, technical and community colleges!

I work at a community college with a wonderful Culinary Arts associate degree program. Part of the students' training, beyond the basics of learning what does and doesn't work in dishes and technical skills, is how to develop a menu and serve a crowd. At our institution, the Culinary program is called upon for many catered functions, where students cook, transport, serve, bus etc. throughout the meal.

But one of their best offerings is their International and Classical meals. During these events, a student is selected as Head Chef to designs a menu around an international or classical cuisine. Their fellow students then fall in as sous chefs, waiters, expediters and other kitchen staff. This presents the class with a real-life experience of working in a fast-paced kitchen, for real guests.

And these events are marvelous.

Of course, the students are learning so there are some recipes that fall short - under seasoned, awkward presentation, and some table services that are lacking - but for the price, you can't beat the experience.

Here, the international lunches are three courses and only $10! For $15 the springtime classical dinners feature between eight and ten courses (one of which is a full-sized entree)!

I rarely get a chance to take advantage of the lunches, what with being chained to my desk and all, but I don't miss a dinner!(Scroll down for the most recent menu!)

I've been partaking in these meals for about five years now and have had a blast - we've tried dishes we wouldn't usually order, cuts and ingredients that are normally out of our price range, and experienced the "high life" - I don't normally get a palate cleanser with my meals at home.  Furthermore, it's such a wonderful, carefree way to spend an evening. It's like being back on our cruise!

Most community and technical colleges offer academic programs with  similar such events. They may also cater their own school cafeteria and greatly reduced prices, sell goods or cater. If you have a community college in your area - NC has 58! - take the time to review their website for information on their program and ask their faculty how you can support the students. And if there's a culinary school anywhere near you, you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't at least attempt to reap some benefits!

Beyond your own enjoyment, these events are incredibly helpful to the students who are the future (and oftentimes, current) food service workers in your area. Your critiques and this experience is teaching them and preparing them to be the most skilled workers they can be.

Also, if you're thrifty with more than just your food budget, look closely at locations with cosmetology, therapeutic massage and medical programs (such as respiratory therapy, physical therapist assistant etc.). These programs are also likely to offer reduced-price or free services to community members. Just think of all the professionals you encounter on a daily basis - they had to get their training and practice somewhere. Why not literally invest in the development of more skilled practitioners?

What have you got to lose?

Here is the January Classical Italian menu. 

Appetizer: Salmon crudo



Soup & Salad: Wild mushroom soup & caprese salad



Fish Course: Proscuitto-wrapped halibut


Not Pictured: White grape sorbet

Pasta/Egg Course: Fettuccine carbonara 


Not pictured: Strawberry basil sorbet

Entree: Seared lamb chops with wild mushroom risotto & braised Swiss chard



Dessert: Banana & mascarpone cheese ravioli with 
toasted pistachios & chocolate sauce


Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Recipes for a Romantic Valentine's Celebration at Home

This was our third Valentine's Day together as a couple and our track record for celebrating is pretty weird.
  • Year One: matinee viewing of "A Good Day to Die Hard;" fun, but not a 10 on the sexy-ometer. 
  • Year Two: I ditched a sniffling, sick J to rush to my best friend's side and watched her give birth to her third daughter, aptly called Potbelly; J cooked a lovely dinner while I rushed home totally in a tizzy with a flat tire. 
 And here we are at Year Three - wanting to do something truly special without shelling out a lot of money or having to make elaborate plans. So what did we do? We cooked a delicious dinner at home that was simple, yet elegant and then tackled one of our bucket list recipes - French macarons.

Of course, the evening was not without a theatrical twist. A huge wind storm with gusts upwards of 40 mph ascended on our neighborhood and we frantically tried to batten down the hatches and get our outside cats inside. Which meant J was running around moving lawn tools and wood to keep it from blowing away Twister-style and I had to make a mid-gale run to the store for cat litter. Quite sexy, really. 

GoJoe quickly made herself comfortable & began shedding everywhere.

But even with the dramatic interlude, dinner still turned out great and we had a wonderful evening together cooking, eating, Scrabble-ing and praying our house wouldn't blow away. 

And that brings me to my first Date Night (at Home) Tip:
If you're wanting to have a special evening together, you don't need to go for something super complicated. Life happens and gets in the way and if you choose a classic, easy-to-prepare menu it will probably stand up against obstacles or be easily repaired. 
We chose dishes that we love and have mastered, but added some new twists and cooking methods. For dinner we had ribeye steak with herb butter, cauliflower puree and sweet glazed carrots. These carrots are J's speciality; my mom requests them every time we have a big family meal together. And making cauliflower puree couldn't be more simple (steam cauliflower florets, blend in food processor with 2 T butter and/or EVOO, s&p and any other flavorings you'd like). We experimented a little with the steaks.
Date Night (at Home) Tip: Valentine's Day means BIG sales at grocery stores on normally expensive items like steak, lobster, shellfish, fresh salmon etc. This is a great opportunity for Date Night and to 1. keep an eye on your store's meat counter near the end of the sale, they'll reduce "older" items on top of the sale price, and 2. stock up and freeze extra meat. Now you'll have cheap supplies for V-day and your next romantic night in, too!
In the summer time, a grilled steak is wonderful. However, after using this method, we believe pan searing and basting is the best way to cook a steak. Period. We consulted this super handy article from Buzzfeed for instructions.

Here are the highlights:

  1. Forty-five minutes before cooking dab any excess moisture off of your steak and season liberally with salt & pepper. Leave on a plate for at least 45 minutes to come to room temp. 
  2. Twenty minutes before cooking, start heating your cast iron skillet over medium-high heat to get it screaming hot. Yes, they are serious when they say cover your smoke detector; I'd like to add you should open a window or two...
  3. Pat dry your steak again of any moisture the salt pulled out. 
  4. Add 2T vegetable oil (not EVOO) to your pan and get the oil hot - shimmery and just beginning to smoke. 
  5. Turn the heat to high and add your steak. Leave it alone for two minutes - DO NOT TOUCH IT!
  6. Flip and sear the other side. Again, LEAVE IT ALONE. 
  7. Continue flipping every few minutes until it reaches 120 at its thickest point. 
  8. Lower the heat and add 3 T butter to the pan and let it melt. Then, add around 5 sprigs of fresh thyme (rosemary or sage would also be yummy - be creative!) 
  9. Spoon the butter and herbs over the steak until it reaches your desired internal temp. 
  10. Remove from heat and let your steak rest for at least five minutes. 

Since we were going for super decadent steaks, I also prepared an herb butter earlier in the day. This is an incredibly easy way to impart extra flavor and juiciness to a steak. I stirred half a stick of softened unsalted butter with about 3 T of chopped fresh thyme (removed from the twiggy part); rolled it into a log in plastic wrap and returned it to the fridge. When plating your hot steak (or mashed potatoes or anything you'd like herb butter on) place a 1/4" medallion on top and let it melt all over the food.



Date Night (at home) Tip: Even if you're eating take out, never underestimate how much a cute tablescape can "set the mood." Take the time to set the table with nice plates (use the good china, why else do you have it?!), pretty glasses, and unscented candles. I even broke out our cloth napkins and my cat napkin rings! A little effort goes a long way - that goes for dinner, romance, manners and so many other areas of our relationships! 
For the "entertainment" portion of our evening, we decided to attempt to make French macarons.

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These are allegedly one of the hardest, most finicky pastry recipes out there. Food Network magazine (where we got our recipe) actually devoted an article to their difficulty and explained the immense struggles of their test kitchen in preparing the meringue sandwiches. So, we were nervous. But we'd seen a boy on MasterChef Junior make them, and he's 15+ years younger than us and that was somehow comforting.

After making them I will say that it's more trouble to find inexpensive almond flour than to make the macarons. They are undoubtedly time consuming and it takes some skill to make uniformly shaped wafers, but if you can make meringue you can do this! And, pretty much anyone can make meringue.

P.S. They're gluten-free, filled with fruit preserves
& use very little sugar. I think these count as healthy.. 

Last year, in my frantic excitement over a new niece, I flubbed the chocolate souffles I had planned to accompany J's V-day menu. I actually was "cooking" the mixture on the stove for 5+ minutes before I realized the eye was off. But this dessert was a success!




We made the blueberry cheesecake and pineapple versions featured in the FN recipe. And they were delicious. Furthermore, I don't know why I haven't been blending cream cheese and jam all these years! The wafers are crispy and light with very subtle flavor and the creamy filling is so sweet but still delicate. This is tea party food at its finest! I can only imagine how big of a hit these beauties would be at a brunch!

Quick tip: Macarons don't store well as sandwiches,
 so if you're not eating them right away, hold off on the filing.
Fill immediately before serving. 

While they were delicious, it's more important to me how much fun we had together making them. We were talking while we measured, dancing as we mixed and playing Scrabble when they were in the oven. It was good, quality time together sharing something we both enjoy.

And that's my final tip:
Date Night (at home) Tip: You don't have to be cliche or meet archaic romance standards. Do something you enjoy. That could be something you share a passion for, like cooking, or have your partner teach you about something they love but you know little about, say salsa dancing. It's all about sharing experience and joy. 
I hope you had a wonderful Valentine's Day and hope this article inspires more romance (or at least better food) in your life.

XOXO,

J & A

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Skinny Buffalo Chicken Dip: 3 Ways!

The Super Bowl is always a big deal in my family. Not for the game itself (at least with 3/4 of our guests) but for the fun, commercials, 25-cent bet, and no-holds-barred food fest.

Last year, we went slider crazy with burgers, mini-meatballs and buffalo chicken sliders on our favorite Kings Hawaiian rolls. This year we kept to traditional tailgating flavors with wings, layered fries, mini-meatballs sliders and a buffalo chicken dip.

I have an obsession with all things "buffalo chicken" and my end-of-the-world comfort food has and always will be chips and dip, so this was a logical menu item. Instead of using a highly processed (and expensive) "cheese product loaf," that would be heavy on calories, I lightened things up and used healthier ingredients.

This dip had all the good things going for it that you look for in a successful party dip: bold, assertive flavor; hearty texture; some filling protein so you don't mindlessly eat the whole bowl; and tailored ingredients so that if you did eat the whole bowl, it wouldn't be a total disaster.





I used Frank's Red Hot and it was pretty spicy, but the cheeses and dairy toned it down some. The spice level can be adjusted of course, but if you pick the right vessels for dipping - like cool celery or cucumbers - it would be a perfect balance. It's got some built-in tangy flavors from the blue cheese and cream cheese that beautifully simulates a wing dipped in blue cheese dressing!

This is an especially great "in-a-pinch" recipe for surprise company or impromptu parties because most of the ingredients are in your pantry, but are also relatively inexpensive. The chicken itself even lends itself to creativity, well. We had some frozen chicken breast tenderloins that I boiled in salted water until they reached 160 degrees, then hand-shredded them. But this would be a great way to use leftover chicken (fried, baked, grilled) and if you're in a hurry, a store-bought rotisserie chicken would be a great time saver.

With three cups of shredded chicken, this dip is thick; which means you have to use structurally sound chips, but it also sets it up well for my two other uses!
Pro Tip from Dan Pashman at The Sporkful: A dome is one of the toughest shapes in the world, so if you're going for optimum dipping, use Tostito's scoops bowls backwards. Push it through the dip as a dome (like a thimble on your finger) instead of as a bowl. More dip and less broken chips! 
Remarkably, we had leftovers after the party and I was able to reinvent the dip! The following evening, J spread a thick layer of dip between two slices of whole grain bread and made a delicious grilled cheese!
Pro Tip: If you're looking for a gorgeous, golden brown crust on your grilled cheese, liberally spread mayonnaise on the outside of the bread. The sugars in the mayo will caramelize and make for a beautiful sandwich - but be sure to always go low and slow with grilled cheese, they go from perfect to burnt in a second!
The next day, I was able to use the final serving of dip (about 1/3 of a cup) to make a filling and yummy lunch. February is National Avocado Month and they're on sale everywhere, so we had plenty on hand. I reheated the dip then added cubed avocado and stirred into a pseudo-burrito bowl. I brought corn tortilla chips, too, but this mix was good enough on its own. The avocado infused another layer of creaminess and smooth flavor that soothed the spice of the buffalo sauce.

The dip was wonderful on it's own as a party food, but the fact that I was able to continue to reinvent it into new dishes made it all the more appealing. Win-win!




Skinny Buffalo Chicken Dip
Adapted from: Gimme Some Oven

Ingredients:

4 oz. reduced-fat or fat-free cream cheese (or Neufchatel cheese), softened
1 c. plain, non-fat Greek yogurt (a yogurt cup is 5.3 oz. so you either need 2 or can supplement the remaining 2.7 oz. with low-fat sour cream)
1 c. shredded part-skim Mozzerella cheese
1/2 c. hot sauce (if you want the flavor but not as much spice, try 1/3 c. then add more as needed)
1/2 c. crumbled light blue cheese
1 T. ranch dressing mix
3 c. shredded chicken

Method:

Preheat oven to 350. Spray an oven-safe dish with non-stick cooking spray (I suggest a 1 qt. or 8x8 pan)

In a large bowl, mix together the cheeses to soften the cream cheese further. Add in additional ingredients and stir until well-mixed. Transfer to baking dish.

Bake for 30 minutes or until bubbling and golden brown on top.

Garnish with sliced green onions and blue cheese crumbles. Serve warm.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Taste Test: Red Velvet Oreos

Apparently inspired by an viral online hoax, Nabisco has thrown down the product development gauntlet and release a limited edition run of red velvet Oreos.

I love red velvet desserts. It's not just my penchant for food coloring that does it, but there's something so homey and beautiful about a red velvet cake. Red velvet is primarily flavored by loads of chocolate, but the addition of buttermilk and/or vinegar adds tangy-ness and depth that you don't normally get with plain chocolate. And cream cheese icing is a gift from Heaven. I love cream cheese as is - on bagels, club sandwiches, in cheese cake or just straight from that silver packaging - but it's really superb when manipulated in a sweet way. Creamy icing with a perfect balance of tartness and sugar paired with deeply earthy cake is the best of the best, to me. It's really a riff on Southern culture as a whole - our food, our attitude and way of life - sweet and smooth with a bite, and an outward appearance that's just a little too much.

A favorite red velvet recipe -- brownies. Click HERE for the recipe. 
Needless to say, I was thrilled that the rumor came to fruition and that they're now available at our local Ingles market. Up to this point, I have refused to try any of the bastardizations of a classic that Nabisco has tried to pawn off as an Oreo. I have no desire to eat a cookie that tastes like watermelon, peppermints or birthday cake; so this taste test is truly an act of faith - that Nabisco and the institution of red velvet won't let me down.

First, let me say that anymore Oreos are a ripoff; $4 for a pack is absurd. We caught these on sale for 2/$5.50 but the "specialty" packs are smaller, this one being the smallest one yet with only "about" 20 cookies. The packaging is almost an afterthought because of the small size; it's off center! Stay tuned for this summer's Rick Moranis blockbuster, "Honey, I Shrunk the Oreos."
Secondly, they aren't that pretty. Red velvet cakes vary in coloration from bright, brilliant reds to deeper, wine-like hues. I love assertive red velvet cakes; part of what sets them apart is their color, so let it shine through. These cookies are on the darker side and almost look brown. You eat with your eyes first, and I think it'd be a more effective product if the coloring was more bold.


But those aren't the make or break cookie critiques. Let's look at the critical quality points of an Oreo: the cookie, the creme, the twist and the dunkability.
Simplicity at its best, an Oreo has two distinguishable, judge-able parts. 
The Cookie: 

Eaten on their own, the cookie wafer is noticeably sweeter than the traditional chocolate wafer. And it does have the deeper, signature flavor that distinguishes red velvet from plain old chocolate. I was impressed with the cookie and enjoy eating them post-twist as much as I do the original flavor. 

The Creme:

This creme is Sweet, with a capital "s." It does have the tangy flavor of cream cheese but the sugar factor is on over-drive. It felt like the creme in these sandwiches was actually creamier that the traditional cookie's, like icing; smooth and soft. But it was actually gritty from the sugariness. 

LEGO Amanda is thrilled (or scared) that these cookies match her sweater vest...
I once did an exercise with elementary students about instructions and how to read/write for detail. They had to write step-by-step directions on how to eat an Oreo. Their answers varied in degrees of success, but the true lesson was that everyone eats Oreos differently (this is a good diversity exercise, too!). Despite our varied methods, most people have at least experimented with twisting the sandwiches apart and dunking them in milk. 

The Twist:

I am a habitual twister. Traditional Oreos have a great structure and texture such that you can almost always twist the top and bottom cookies into two independent parts. One free of creme and the other with a smooth, unblemished layer of creme. I like to twist, eat the plain cookie, peel the creme off in one sheet, eat it in one bite then finish the now-naked cookie. Probably because this sweet creme is so soft and creamy, it sticks to both cookies and makes for a messy twist. Technically that's just an aesthetic issue, but those built in Oreo-eating habits are hard to break. 

The Dunkability:

Drinking big glasses of milk wrecks my stomach, but if there are Oreos around, I'll pour a cup just for dunking. There's so many different schools of dunkers. J is of the soft, but not too soggy camp. I barely get my Oreos wet before I pull them back out. But sometimes, I do enjoy letting a cookie almost disintegrate in the cup. Again, probably because of the creme, the structural integrity of the cookies is compromised. In milk they start falling apart drastically quicker than their normal counterparts and get softer faster. If you're pro-soggy cookie and you use a spoon to cradle your cookie mess, you'll love these. If you seek a gently softened Oreo or are dipping with your fingers, you need to make a mad dunk in and out to get the perfect consistency. 


I would say that this experiment did not hurt my love for red velvet but didn't improve my opinion of Nabisco's recent Oreo tampering. They're pretty good and fairly true to the intended flavor but they're not the Oreos of my childhood. I love the plain chocolate and vanilla cookies. They're 100 years old and we still buy them. My overwhelming sentiment is, that like so many things in life, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.