Fat Kid Friday: Pound (of butter) Cake

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - 50 Cent, "21 Questions" 

I'm (belatedly) starting a feature of decadent, rich and calorie-filled dishes for Fat Kid Friday. I try to offer a variety of healthy, quick-and-easy meals here but this feature will give you wonderful ways to treat yourselves with uber-delicious and sinfully satisfying dishes - a lot of these will be desserts since we both have big sweet tooths but I've got a few luxurious entrees.

Here's our first installment with a wonderful, traditional Southern pound cake recipe from Martha Stewart's "Martha's American Food" (a new cookbook favorite of mine).

The best recipes are on the dirty, sticky pages! 

According to my dad, one of the best things I've ever cooked was pound cake. I started making them using an ancient church cookbook (those are always the best!) and even got confident enough to start making my own twists on the classic recipes. Dad loved when I'd mix in Hershey's syrup to make a yummy, dense marbled cake.

When I got this new cookbook, I decided to try another traditional pound cake recipe and this one is certainly a winner. It's so traditional that it still sticks very closely to the "pound" recipe - calling for a pound of sugar, a pound of flour and of course, an entire POUND of butter and nine large eggs. This is certainly no recipe for those counting calories, trying to lower their cholesterol or avoid diabetes.

Pound cakes are incredibly versatile and come in many varieties. The old-school recipes are heavy on extracts - extra vanilla, lemon, orange or even the mythical "five flavor pound cake." I, myself, love plain, run-of-the mill pound cakes. Our local supermarket chain, Ingles, makes the best original version. It's dense and soft - like a heavy duty angel food cake - and is incredibly delicious warm and smeared with peanut butter. I grew up calling it choke butter cake because without a glass of milk, you literally struggle to swallow the sweet bites.

The basic version of this recipe is delicious and very lightly flavored. You can taste the subtle vanilla, but what stands out the most to me is the hint of salt. The tablespoon of coarse salt really adds a great contrasting flavor. Pound cake straddles the line between bread-y, almost muffin-like texture and that of cake-cake. This recipe is more on the bread-like side, with a good bite and mouth-feel. And yes, it is still delicious with peanut butter (or Nutella or Biscoff cookie butter). It is also the perfect base for macerated berries (with vanilla sugar!) or a warm sundae.

And the variations are just as good, if not better! So far, I've made it with fresh blue berries and a blackberry jam swirl (below) - and both are gone in a flash!

All of the recipies - original and variations - are incredibly easy. The hardest parts are waiting for the butter and eggs to get to room temperature and dividing the batter evenly - you could use a kitchen scale here, I suppose, but I just wing it (for better or worse).

Pour yourself a glass of milk and put on your stretchy pants to enjoy this wonderful Fat Kid Friday pound cake!

Pound Cake

Ingredients:

1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, softened*
3 1/4 c all-purpose flour
1 T coarse salt
2 c sugar
1 t pure vanilla extract
9 large eggs, room temperature, lightly beaten*

* It is CRITICAL that the butter and eggs be at room temperature, if not the batter will look curdled and will the cake will be far too dense and won't rise properly.

Method:

Preaheat oven to 325. Lightly butter two 5x9" loaf pans.

In a medium bowl, whisk together salt and flour.

With an electric mixer on high speed, cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Cream them thoroughly for the best volume. Scrape down the sides of the bowl. Reduce speed to medium and add vanilla.

Add the eggs in four batches, mixing thoroughly and scraping the bowl after each addition. Reduce speed to low and add flour mixture in four batches. Mix until just incorporated.

Divide batter between pans. Tap pans on the counter twice to distribute evenly. Bake until a toothpick entered into the center comes out clean - about 1 hour. Allow to rest on a wire rack for 30 minutes. Run a sharp knife around the edges of cakes, then turn out cakes onto racks to cool completely.

Variations:

Blueberry-Sour Cream -  Use 1/2 c sour cream in place of 1 stick of butter. Toss 2 c fresh blueberries w. 2 T flour (this keeps them from sinking to the bottom of the loaf); fold into finished batter. Before baking, sprinkle 2 T sanding sugar (I use demerara - raw- sugar) over each cake.

Jam - Fold 1 c jam into the finished batter.