#Basic Fall Flavors Taste Test

Scientifically, it's only been Fall for a few weeks. Thermometer-ly in North Carolina, we've had about three real days of fall (under 75 degrees, in my book). 

But emotionally, for all the #basics, fall started the day kids went back to school in August. Starbucks' cult of devotees were able to order pumpkin spice lattes and find commercial PSL products (like creamer and k-cups) on store shelves August 27 this year; and speculation about the release date began before we'd finished cleaning up our red,white, and blue, Fourth of July decor. 

I do not worship at the PSL altar but I do long for cool days, extra crunchy leaves, and all the other cliches around fall - infinity scarves, shabby-chic flannel with riding boots, slouch beanies, and general Hocus Pocus.

This will of course sound incredibly hipster of me, but I loved fall flavors before they were cool - and still do. We're right in the middle of apple country, so September - November we're overloaded with fresh, delicious apples and all the recipes that come along. Plus, in the South, we love our winter vegetables; bring on the sweet potato pie. 

Unlike hipsters who (constantly) roll their eyes at trends, I'm on board with the glut of products hitting shelves in the fall (or fall-adjacent) months. Some of it is absurd, bizarre and totally unnecessary, but sometimes you can find a gem. We turned this festive trial and error into a fun excuse for a seasonal thematic dinner and taste test with friends. 

K and I went to high school together and have reconnected since she and her husband joined our church. We've always had quite a bit in common, and it's become more pronounced that we're both broke state employees married to total nerds. We both make regular treks to Asheville for bargain hunting at Aldi and Trader Joe's. Currently, both stores are OVERLOADED with all things fall. Trader Joe's monthly ad, Fearless Flyer, is devoted to "Pumpkin Season" and Aldi's weekly specials are full of apple, cinnamon, pumpkin, caramel and maple flavors. 

October 2019 "Fearless Flyer" cover

I did some highly unscientific research with my Facebook community to gauge folks' fall flavor passions and was rather surprised by the results. In the (pumpkin?) pie chart below, my crowd prefers Cinnamon over everything else. No one voted for pumpkin spice and I was the only savory pumpkin hold-out. 

Our taste test dabbled in some of these flavor categories, but I promise, if your favorite was underrepresented there are at least five options at any grocery store right now! 

On to our picks! 

• Trader Joe's Autumnal Harvest Pasta Sauce, $3.49/jar - I love pasta and I really enjoy incorporating savory pumpkin and squash into our dinners. I've served pumpkin alfredo with tortellini for years, but this is so much easier. It's thick, creamy and full of robust flavors. I think of fall dishes as being really warm, rounded flavors, but this was surprisingly bright. We served it with large rigatoni noodles (I think that would be better than long, thin pasta) and a sprinkle of Parmesan. It'd be great with grilled chicken (or rotisserie chicken #MomHack) and roasted veggies. 

• Baby spinach salad tossed with Aldi Apple Vinaigrette - K brought a delicious salad of baby spinach and greens, with pecans, dried cranberries and hunks of goat cheese. She topped it with an Aldi dressing. (Note: Aldi's salad dressings are SO affordable; under $1.50, I believe. But they also have a more refined, glass bottle line, too.) This dressing was tangy - almost sharp - and vibrant, with just the right amount of sweetness from the apples. It pairs greatly with creamy cheese and nuts

• Trader Joe's Pumpkin Biscotti, $3.99/box - I have a love/hate relationship with biscotti. By nature, it's freaking crunchy and my teeny tiny teeth struggle. The flavor in these is delicious; they weren't overpoweringly pumpkin, spicy or sweet. However, it was like eating gravel - which is the way you want your biscotti. For nibbling - no, thanks. With a cup of coffee, in my favorite rocker, in complete empty house quiet - OH YEAH. 

• Trader Joe's Pumpkin Joe Joe's, $2.49/box - If you've never had a Joe Joe, it's basically an Oreo, but incredible quality and made with the most vibrant flavors derived from real ingredients. For example, their Neopolitan Joe Joe's scream STRAWBERRY because the creme is filled with freeze dried strawberry pieces (J would highly recommend). These Joe Joe's are just as saturated with pumpkin-y, spice-y flavor. And...it's a lot. The cookie is thick and just the right texture, but so flavorful. The creme is smooth and sweet and in perfect ratio to cookie, but so flavorful. Like the biscotti, I think I'll like them under specific conditions. Dunking one or two in a glass of milk would be divine. Eating a sleeve on their own (as one is wont to do with Oreos) is not for me. 

• Trader Joe's Pumpkin Cream Cheese - First of all, I love cream cheese. I could eat plain cream cheese right from the package. I ate at least one bagel slathered in cream cheese every day of my senior year of college (RIP 19 year-old metabolism). This, I did not love. It was cloyingly sweet; like honey nut cream cheese sweetness (which I enjoy) x 10. And we served it on plain mini bagels, so they weren't overdone with a pumpkin bread, either. Also, it's the most disturbing camel color... Did I mindlessly eat 2 mini bagels worth? Yes. Would I buy it again? Hard pass. 

• Aldi Bake Shop Pumpkin Cake Roll,  approx. $3.99 - I refuse to make jelly roll cakes. I made one once as a kid and it tore all to pieces; I let J make these desserts instead or better yet, I buy one for less than $5! I enjoyed this! It was simple, but really elegant-looking and tasted great. The cake was dense, but good texture; and the cream cheese icing made it just sweet enough. I'd buy this again. And I'm willing to bet it would freeze beautifully, too (AKA buy a zillion of these, freeze them and save yourself some time at Thanksgiving). 

• Aldi Apple Cinnamon Goat Cheese, $2.49/roll - You know how I said I love cream cheese? I also love goat cheese. I love the tangy smoothness that's easy to spread on a baguette or crumble in a salad. This was no different. The natural sour and saltiness of the goat cheese was perfectly complemented by a thin layer of diced apples and spiced sauce. Each bite gave a little apple crunch and perfect blend of salty and sweet. I served it with some lightly toasted baguette and Town House Crackers. This would be a perfect addition to a charceuterie platter or cheese board; I'd like to try it with some more inventive crackers or add-ons. Aldi also has a salted caramel version too. 

• Trader Joe's Baked Blood Orange Chocolate Chip Ricotta Cheese, $10.99/lb (this block was around $4) - TJ employee's are encouraged (or required?) to be incredibly knowledgeable about the inventory of their stores. They pride themselves on how well the know about the items, where they're located (they actually have to take you to them, not give you directions), how to prepare them etc. So I was slightly terrified when our cashier said "Ooh, what's this?" as he rang up this cheese. He looked at the label, "Baked, blood orange...chocolate chip...ricotta..? Hm.. Well.. Good luck on that." I paid for it, thinking all the while, "This is going to be awful." Boy, was I wrong. This was delicious. I've never had baked ricotta (other than a lasagna) so I didn't know what to expect. My foray into chocolate cheese last year was a NIGHTMARE. And orange flavorings can go wrong so quickly. This cheese was super smooth but light as air. It was fluffy and the flavor was so bright. It was basically a cheese version of the inside of a Three Musketeer's bar and tasted just like those chocolate oranges you get in your Christmas stocking and have to bang on a table. SO GOOD.  

(P.S. Highly recommend this podcast in general, but this episode in particular discusses how dedicated TJ employees are to their job, craft, and products!)

My winner from this was the Autumnal Harvest Pasta Sauce. I will buy this again and I'm very eager to try some of their similar products - like Autumnal Harvest Soup (or I may just add a can of coconut milk to their pasta sauce..) and Pumpkin Bisque. 

The Baked Blood Orange Chocolate Chip Ricotta Cheese gets honorable mention, too. It would be the MVP, but it doesn't quite fit our cliche flavor profile. I would include this on any fall/winter cheese tray; it'd be especially beautiful at Christmastime.

Some items from TJ and Aldi which weren't featured in our taste test, but that I'm so curious about and would love to hear your feedback on, include:

• TJ Spiced Pumpkin Madelines
• TJ Riced Cauliflower & Butternut Squash Risotto
• TJ Maple Ginger Cookie Swirl Ice cream
• TJ Apple Cider Jam or Cinnamon Bun Spread
• TJ Pumpkin Spice Biocellulose Sheet Masks - I may not be a PSL freak, but I'm a total sucker for face masks. Told you I had #basic tendencies. 
• Aldi Pumpkin Brioche

This was a fun, easy, and relatively budget-friendly way to entertain and would be a blast with a bigger crowd and on any theme. It can be an engaging riff on a classic potluck: everyone bring a new snack, Christmas food, exotic fruit etc. you want to try and share with the group. Add cocktails, board games, and lots of laughs. 

Local Eats: Nettie's Bakery & Tea House

If you follow the Endlessly Delicious Life facebook page - which, you should, of course - you may have noticed multiple mentions of Nettie's Bakery & Tea House. I am not in any way affiliated with or sponsored by Nettie's (a girl can dream), but I just enjoy their business so darn much.


Next week, I'm having a mother-daughter 
birthday date (it's the big 3-0, y'all!) at Nettie's and I'm so looking forward to it. In my reading and re-reading of the menu, I've reflected upon previous Tea House joy - which I have to share with you. 

Nettie's doesn't deliver; but occasionally
The Hubs will deliver their goodies to me at work.

Nettie's is just as adorable as it sounds. It's on the cutest little street in a tiny Western North Carolina town, a breath away from Waynesville. Hazelwood's Main Street is just what you'd expect in a quaint Southern block - a local soap company, a meat-and-potatoes brew pub, thrift stores, a Chip and Joanna Gaines-style home decor store, gun shop (welcome to "Home of the Plott Hound" hunting dog), locally owned pharmacy, and this adorable sweet spot. Nettie's is a small bakery with what appears to be an ample kitchen and cozy dining space. You order at the counter, indecisively lingering at the bakery case, and can have a seat at one of few antique tables. Tea house that it is, Nettie's is filled with tea sets - unique, fragile, antique, and miniature. Not unlike so many of our Southern grandmamas' parlors, it's full of "breakables," floral prints, and lace. 

Their regular menu offers a variety of cutesy sandwiches like you'd expect at a ladies auxiliary meeting - such as grape-pecan-chicken salad or homemade pimento cheese; and a rotating selection of fresh pastries. I've never gone to Nettie's for lunch, but we often pop in while visiting Robin Blu next door. Their variety of pastries is ever-changing and always delicious. The cinnamon rolls are huge, the scones are crumbly, the cookies are dappled with big chocolate chunks, and the cakes are beautiful layers upon layers. Personally, I go straight for the more nuanced desserts. Great British Baking Show watch out, because these ladies know how to wow with items like macarons, Viennese whirls, and petit fours. 

The showstopper here is the tea parties. Afternoon and High Teas are available every day (24-hour notice required) and special seasonal tea menus are available throughout the year. Last month, my mom and I attended a Mother's Day tea and I don't think I can do justice to this experience. It was so much fun, completely delicious, and a great adventure to share with my Mama. 

When I was little, I had a pink and white plastic tea set that we'd play with. I vividly remember sitting in a pillow fort, drinking sweet tea, eating the worst tuna salad ever (Peas, mom? Really?) and watching "Anne of Green Gables" together. We were pretending to be fancy, polite and delicate ladies; but Nettie's almost convinced us we were grown-up and elegant. 

The tea events have a set menu with savory and sweet items. The seasonal teas are more high-end with a few additional items. At Mother's Day we were treated to: a salad with oranges, almonds, (fresh!!) croutons and cinnamon vinaigrette; waldorf chicken salad tea sandwiches; pimento cheese and bacon puffs; berry jam scones; doodashes (an eleveated version of your Mamaw's cheese straws); chocolate ganache macarons; bonbons and Viennese whirls. 

Tea Treat Tower!

#SoFancy

It's a tremendous spread, not to mention the tea! A variety of teas are available and you can choose as many as you like. The owner must understand the unsophisticated palates of us low-brow sweet tea drinkers, so she mentioned "if you don't like the flavor, we'll pour it out and try a new one!"  We drank a whole pot of berry tea which required a little experimenting with milk and sugar. Pro tip: un-stirred sugar cubes will sink to the bottom of your cup and give you a final shockingly sweet sip...or so I'm told... 

Basically doing this giddy wiggle
until our next Tea Party

The food was spectacular, but I'm literally giddy trying to describe the experience. They make a real effort for guests to feel special and pampered. From the lace tablecloth (onto which I IMMEDIATELY spilled salad dressing) and napkins, to the real, delicate china tea set, to the silver serving utensil (from which I launched a doodash at my mother) to the tea tray the rolled to our table (IS THIS REAL LIFE?), every detail is curated to develop an authentic, luxurious treat. Downton Abbey, eat your heart out. 

My husband, y'all. #HappyWife

If you're ever in Hazelwood, it's imperative you stop in for a snack. But really, I'd recommend making a trip just for a bakery case treat. Also, be sure to follow them on Facebook where they share upcoming events - like seasonal tea schedules - and exciting deals - like this fancy Valentine's Day goodie box with shortbread, chocolate-covered strawberries, champagne cupcakes and macarons. 


And folks, this place can save you the heartburn of trying to find a unique way to show someone in your life that you love and care about them. Fellas and kiddos: brush your hair, wash your hands and take your lady and/or your mama out to tea. And gals, this would be the place to get in some super sweet girl time with your friends, the expectant mama who needs to savor quiet time, or a stressed out soon-to-be bride! 

Big, obnoxious hats are optional.